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Welcome to the Get the Gouge Funniest Military Story essay contest. For contest rules, please click here.

Going Up or, Blowing Up?

Lori Baker
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Major Poo Poo

June Dubois
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G.I. Jewels

Dave Heikkila
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Walk the Walk

Mac Daniels
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Lactation, Navy Style

Sonya Mooneyham
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Deployments, and Maggots and Moles-- Oh My!

Meredith Hummel
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LIEUTENANT, I AM WEARING THEM!

Bob Douglass

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SUBIC BAY

Petty Officer 1st Class (Retired) Billy Sample
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Sunny Side Up

Hoyt M. Rabon, E-8,  USN Retired
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Civil Word

Gen. John G. Brosky (Ret.), U.S. Air Force
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Blinker Fluid

Georgie Thompson
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Over Your Head

Mark Zen
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If I Had a Quarter...

Bubba Earl

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Sir or No Sir

Mike Jansen
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A Giant St. Bernard Coming Through

Enesa Kleiger
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I Stand Before You

Edwin Shock Sr.
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Sub-Standard Dinner

 
Bill Strand, FTC(SS) retired
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FULL MUG O JOE

CWO3 Richard Merrell (USN Ret.)
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Never Desert Your Post

ITCM (SW) Turhan Jones
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THE APPURTENANCES

Martin J. Hacala, CAPT, USNR (Ret.)
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Even the lowly Dung Beetle has Rights!

David Overturf, AXC, USN Ret'd
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PILOTING HELICOPTER WITH DAMAGED ROTOR BLADE BACK TO PHU BAI FOR REPAIR

Maj (Ret) Lee Brooks - CONDOR 7
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Naked in Germany

Julie G.
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Cold Windy Night in the Field

Charlene R. Smith
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Dancin Yansin

COL Robert L. Reese, AUS, Retired, Chapter Commander
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A Tale of a Moon Rise

GSEC(SW) Eric D. Johnson (ret)
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Bill Daugherty, The Rock

Christopher Fallon, SGT US Army

 

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The General's Six-Word Story

Anthony M. Vallombroso, Col USA (Ret)
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Three Strikes

Tad Callin
 
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War

Dan Akers, Major, Retired
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Nurse of the Year

PN1 Bussey, USN, Ret.

 

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A Tale of the South China Sea Yacht Club

Frank Novotny, Captain, U.S Army, Retired (former QM2, USNR, Naval Advisory Team 42 (PCF), Qui Nhon, RVN, 1970)
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I can't do it!

Edward Trumble, Sr.
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Jackass, The Mission

Jack Lewis

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The Life Ring

Ron Coombs DCCM USCG (ret)
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Who's kid is this?

Kathy Dempsey
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Trash Talk

Nancy L. Bailey
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The Dentist

Daniel E. Marsalek CAPT USNR-ret.
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Timeless Excuses

Jack E Nolan, Retired USAF

 

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Time's Up?

Jim Bellamy
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Owens C. SCIATTs

CWO4 Kenneth J. Lowen CWO4 USN(ret)
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Doors of Glory

Jason Guy
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Lost Marine

Deborah Greene
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Prokits

John Price, Chaplain (COL) US Army (Ret.)

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Man versus Wild

Joe Linhart
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Time for Change

Greg Sellinger

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Minefield breaching

Allen J. Petrash, Ltc.(Ret)

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The Italian Fence Jumper

Anthony J. Gagliano, Sr.

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Anchors Aweigh!

George F. Curry
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Navy Retirement

Judie Fitzpatrick

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Trigger Finger

Kim Lovejoy, TSgt, Air National Guard
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Mascular Degeneration

D. L. Meek, COL, USA, RETIRED
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Duty Driver

Mark Baker, ELC3, USCG
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Americans on the beach at Crete

WL
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When in Rome???

Judith Plantz
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What a Difference a Word Can Make

CW5 Ryan B Newman
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A Godless Hamburger Attack

L. King
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I Want to be in the Navy

Su Carroll, USN/R (Ret)
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Marine Corps Story

William A. Hammock, MSGT USMC Retired
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Nomenclature

John K. Brockbank, US Army CPT (Retired)
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The Party at Camp Stewart

Richard H. McCormick, Col, USAR, Ret.
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Language Barrier: Cause for Divorce

Dee Shiver

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Be Careful What You Wish For

Patrick Moser, 1Lt, USAF

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Moisture Wicking Brown T-Shirt

 

Eric B. Woodrum

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Dr. Who?

Craig O. Amborn

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Crappy Grin

Michael E. Faber, Staff Sergeant, USA / Retired

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A Cow-stly Mistake

William R Spencer, MAJ, USAF Ret

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That's an Order!

Miriam Schwab

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Waiting for Discharge

James Thompson

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The Best Fisherman

John Hipp

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Eyes Wide Shut

Joe Wozniak, CWO4, USN (Retired)
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The first time I was stationed at a Marine Corps base

Steffany Ismaili

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Feeling Better?

John Schmidt III, LTC, USA (ret)
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Gotcha... Almost

Bud Irvin

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Day Three

Jeff McNeal (USAF, E-8, retired)

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Busy Bee(s)

Reggie Wolfe

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The not-so-chicken Chicken

John W. Easterling, MSG Ret US Army
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Fighting him Tooth-and-Mail

Rick Melrose, DTCS, USN, RET
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Adapt and Over-board

Stanley J Zita, CW4, RET

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Steely Eye Killer

Liliane Colburn

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CDR Coffee

Mark Kuhlmann

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Bar-B-Qued Squirrel

Susan G. Nolin
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Yes Sir but No Ma'am

Diane E. Shaw
Lt. Col. USAR (Retired)

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E-nough

Ann Hamric wife of GySgt. James Hamric USMC RET

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Attitude Adjustment

Dave Kisor

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Odd Odyssey

Gene Jaeger

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You Must Work for a Colonel

MAJ Margaret Fierst

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That One Bar in Chinatown

DJB

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Submarine Self Help

MMCM(SS) William M. Stoiber
 

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10 years off my life one night in Iraq

Robert Fleming TSgt retired USAF

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Turkey or Chicken

John L. Darrington, CPT, MI, UTARNG

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White Dolphin

jswt

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The Rat

Linda D. Williams

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Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

Mary Wilson

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Off Duty Education

Mark Hoffman

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Possum at the Door

Wayne D. Dezarn

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Spanish Transportation

Steve Dougherty

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The Green Chicken

SFC. HDW

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Three-Day-Pass Incentive

Gerald Harrington

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Something Loose

Ronald A. Carruthers

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Beeping the Captain Aboard

Milton Geisler

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My Latrine Blew Up

Ethan Harris

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How to Embarrass Your Sailor

Tracey Black

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Military Housing

Isabell Salmons

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Balloon Diver

Richard B Scott CWO4, CEC, USN, HeO2 Diving Officer, (Ret)

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At War With the Washer

Charles R. Paskovics RET, MSG U.S.Army

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CMR Defined

Richard D. Walker Jr.

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Fat Boy

Sherie Sykes

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Sticks and Stones

Eugene Jackson

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Bummer

Tony Pena

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Pink Engine Room

Bob Price ENCM - Ret.

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Private Todd

R. Bruce Chisholm

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The Old Salt

Bob Franks, HM3, USNR 71-72 (CW2, Ret, NCArNG)

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