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The always entertaining inside view of what is really happening in the Fleet. Gouge that's too good to make up. Enjoy.

A Seaman Recruit responding I learned it in boot camp

I normally wear underwear

I've never seen the Kung Pao ribbon before

The only ex-Marine is one in prison

I see a ladder full of naked people

I got my PhD a public high school diploma

I am tired of different spanks for different ranks

We run the show, officers fight the show

TURD Trust, Understanding, Respect and Dignity

Get no closer than 1,000 yards to the mines

I'm a Master Chief SEAL. Paperwork to me is hanging targets at the range

To be early is to be on time

I take the 5th dimension. I refuse to stimulate myself

You go to war with the odor you have, not the odor you want

Smart guy graduated from Harvard

I've been pretty average my whole life and it's been a struggle

Looks like you have 10 pounds of shit and a 5-pound sock

As long as you're moving forward, you're never behind

I've never worked for an asshole before

One Cadet got hit with a peanut butter jar

Time to put on the costume

Listen pal, it's not like I'm sitting in some fucking war room

It has the weight and gravity of syphilis at a Victorian garden party

This is a long warm bath in someone else's bath water

Looks like baby wipes and Febreeze are the new weapons in the War on Terror

Damn near knocked the beer out of my cup holder

I'm here to be an airpower advocate. Which translates to a horse's ass

A full tank of gas and a map

Don't be afraid to roll up your sleeves and get your hands dirty — then go get a manicure

The perp is cuffed and stuffed and standing by

Overall, given the quality of the chow, roommates and entertainment options, I'd give it 4 out of 5 stars

Go for the food and stay for the meeting

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